Born to Pun

Born to Pun
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 131
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ISBN-10 : 9781612438115
ISBN-13 : 1612438113
Rating : 4/5 (113 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Born to Pun by : Gordon Hideaki Nagai

Download or read book Born to Pun written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gloriously cringey collection of punny wordplay from the author of The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes! • The pliers said to the wrench, “Get a grip. You're losing it!” • The marionette’s cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung. • When the President’s family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up “Hail to The Chief.” • Q: How do vampires like their stakes? A: Rare. • Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle? • The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel. Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns, arranged by category. Word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere never have to miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing yet hilarious one-liner.


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