Download or read book The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters written by The Staff of The Onion and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2012-01-31 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are more than one hundred news stories of high-school sweethearts, college hook-ups, dating disasters, weddings, divorces, and restraining orders. From “18-Year-Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate in Hometown” to “Couple Forgets 70th Wedding Anniversary,” these reports capture the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience.