Download or read book Why Odin Drinks: Humorous Norse Mythology Retelling written by Bjørn Larssen and published by . This book was released on 2022-04 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Creation Ever woken up being a God, but not knowing how to God properly? Your brothers, impossible to restrain, keep creating mosquitoes, celery, and other even more terrifying weapons. How do you become THE All-Father and make them, at best, the All-Those-Uncles-We-Don't-Talk-About? Loki Runes Everything Odin isn't happy. His brother believes in the afterlife. His future-telling wife, Frigg, sends him shopping. Loki asks Helpful Questions. What can you do but hang yourself from the Tree with a spear in your side for nine days? (Don't answer that.) Fashionteller When Freya, her brother, her hubris, and her miniskirt pay Frigg (and her rabbit sweatpants) a visit, Frigg decides to become the vanguard of haute couture. As she's taking a peek at the future anyway... what does one wear on The Final Day? The Well of Wise Dom Desperate to learn what women think, Odin heads for the well of wisdom... guarded by the Wise Dom. Can he afford to pay for a sip? More importantly, should he? This nearly* universally acclaimed retelling of the Gods' first millennium answers way too many questions, including ones on Freyr's entendre, horse designing... and why Odin drinks. * except in Vanaheim (rolls eyes)